natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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thekeysofalicia:

Let’s change the world together. THANK YOU Marie Claire Magazine for supporting Keep A Child Alive in your #20Women feature: http://bit.ly/1kHbPZu

thekeysofalicia:

Let’s change the world together. THANK YOU Marie Claire Magazine for supporting Keep A Child Alive in your #20Women feature: http://bit.ly/1kHbPZu

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maura:

left behind ii: the leaving #allstonchristmas (at MBTA - Griggs St)

maura:

left behind ii: the leaving #allstonchristmas (at MBTA - Griggs St)

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yegdisrobed:

These ballet flats have migrated to the hood of a car! MAGIC TRAVELING GOLDEN SHOES

yegdisrobed:

These ballet flats have migrated to the hood of a car! MAGIC TRAVELING GOLDEN SHOES

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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Blue Ivy doing the ***Flawless Dance @ The VMAS 2014.

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fuckertookmylink:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

I just laughed so hard my face hurts.